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How long is it since you joined/got back into college? A month? A little more than that?
It’s time for a burnout check-up. I found these on the Internet and they’re sure fun!

You are already a burnout if…

Your favorite phrase is “I don’t give a “….”.
The McDonald’s/pizza people know you by name, know your late night (study!) orders.
You’re so tired, that you now answer the phone, “Hell.”
Mom calls to ask how you’ve been, and you scream.
When your parents ask about your grades, you sing the Cookie Monster song: “C is for cookie, that’s good enough for me…”
You wake up to discover your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don’t care.
You sleep more in class than at home.
You instinctively take your book bag to a party.
You have spent more time figuring out that you only need a 54% on the final to pass than the time you spent studying.
When you are swamped with homework and spend your time making up a list like this.
When you start showering after class rather than before.
The test papers are no longer worthy of the fridge door.
When your favorite paperweight says “Bud Light”
When your absence exceeds your attendance.
When your study schedule is based on the rationale that you might actually collapse before the test!

How many of the symptoms go for you?

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